 | Pearls of wisdom from the inner realm of canine consciousness (After all, "dog" is "God" spelled backwards) |
| Pearls of wisdom from the inner realm of canine consciousness (After all, "dog" is "God" spelled backwards) |
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"All knowledge, the totality of all
questions and all answers, is contained
in the dog." |
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"A door is what a dog is always on the
wrong side of."
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"The first thing you notice about hell is
all the poodles that are there."
| "Happiness is a warm puppy."
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"My husband and I are either going to
buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives."
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"Acquiring a dog may be the only
opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative."
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"To all dogs, their owner is a king.
Hence the popularity of dogs."
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"The gingham dog went bow-wow-wow!
and the calico cat replied mee-ow!
The air was littered for an hour or so
with bits of gingham and calico!"
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