Once upon a midnight dreary
While dogs lay sleeping at my feet
A hunger rose from deep inside Thought I, "I need a bite to eat" |
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So silently I crept away And deftly closed the door
Taking care to not arouse Those sleeping beasts upon the floor |
Now closer to my final goal
I spied upon the shelf
An entire bag of Oreos... For once ALL TO MYSELF!
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With trembling hands I reached inside And drew out three or four
But in a flash the beasts arrived And then there were NO MORE! |